HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM CMX!

Posted on December 25, 2018

In honor of the J Man on his birthday, and to celebrate the New Year with family and friends, Classic Man Expressions will be taking a hiatus from posting. We will be back up and running full-force again, bringing you your daily dose of machismo awesomeness, on January, 2nd. So, gentlemen, from all of us […]


BE QUIET RURAL MAN, YOU DON’T MATTER!

Posted on December 24, 2018

I’d respect the powers-that-be way more if they would be honest with us all and just admit to feeling this sentiment.  Because we all know it to be the truth. This obvious subversion by globalist types to inject their one-world, urban proclivities onto us all isn’t even discreet anymore.  They don’t even hide it. Once […]


SOMETIMES SHE’S A WONDERFUL SUBSTITUTE.

Posted on December 21, 2018

Hello, Mrs. Jones.  I’m here to take your daughter away. Mother-in-laws need to get together and hire a new PR firm.  Since the beginning of time they have been on the receiving end of many an insult and joke from disgruntled husbands.  And sometimes justly so. I remember as a kid watching Fred Flintstone go […]


FEED YOUR HEAD, TED

Posted on December 20, 2018

The musical mind-trip. Once a staple in the repertoire of some of the biggest groups of the 60’s and 70’s, the psychedelic song provided many a young man the chance to go places in his head-without any assistance.  Cough…Wink. Of course, many would argue that the song and the “assistance” go hand and hand. Each […]


THE BROTHERHOOD OF THE MOVE

Posted on December 19, 2018

I knew the day was fast approaching-and I was dreading it. Finally, it was here. From the second I walked into the building I knew this would be one for the ages.  From the eyeball test alone, I knew the elevator wasn’t going to be big enough. Hell, just one of his file cabinets would […]


I WANT MY MTV…BACK!

Posted on December 18, 2018

Michael Jackson circa 1983. I don’t care who you were.  Back in the early 80’s, there weren’t many people with a pulse in America who didn’t dig Michael Jackson in some way or another.  Come on, you know I’m right. I don’t care if you were a hardcore redneck living in the swamps of Louisiana […]


ARE YOU A BAD MACHINE?

Posted on December 17, 2018

I am an individual. First and foremost, I am an individual. With free will bestowed upon me by my creator, I am an individual.  And I’ll never waiver from that conviction. And I’ll gladly die defending it.  I never, in my wildest dreams, would have imagined a day when such a notion would be so […]


IT’S ALL ABOUT PERSPECTIVE

Posted on December 14, 2018

One man’s junk is another man’s treasure. One man’s misery is another man’s pleasure. One man laughs out loud at the irony. One man fires his gun at the hypocrisy.   One man’s saint is another man’s sinner. One man’s expert is another man’s beginner. One man cloaks his freedom in slavery. One man fights […]


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