I DON’T WANT YOUR LUNCH MONEY…GIVE ME YOUR PASSWORD!

Posted on February 6, 2019

The ubiquitous anti-bullying messages that have been tirelessly rammed down our throats for the last decade or so have seemingly done their jobs.  And God bless the kids who no longer have to endure insecure punks stealing their lunches or beating them up at recess because of said messages working.  In that regard, I applaud […]


OUR FASCINATION WITH THE NINE ZEROS

Posted on February 5, 2019

Is it fascination or is it envy? Probably a little of both.  It’s also intrigue and unabashed curiosity.  It’s imagination with no boundaries. It’s the dream of boundless possibilities and vicarious pleasures.  Where one’s benevolence is restricted only by his heart and selflessness. Where concepts and ideas are realities.  Where limits don’t exist and the […]


THEY’RE CALLING FOR 2 INCHES OF SNOW…SHUT IT ALL DOWN!

Posted on February 4, 2019

It was 7:00 am and not a single flake had fallen from the sky. Yet, the county which I live in decided to be “prudently proactive” and close all the schools as a measured precaution for the 1-3 inches forecasted Armageddon ominously hovering above-waiting to fall and lay waste to us all. “We had to […]


THE ALL-AMERICAN TASTEBUD TEMPTRESS

Posted on February 1, 2019

I’ve seen the strongest of men succumb. Men with track records of conviction and fortitude and unwavering will power are no match for the sodium-laden offerings waiting at the end of her Golden Arches.  It doesn’t matter what kind of diet or routine or resolution you’ve committed to, if she wants you-she’ll have you. She’s […]


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